#1 Nobody tells you about the secret second life your cat will lead when you're not around
#2 Nobody tells you how easily startled they are
#3 Nobody tells you how much joy it gives them to knock your shit onto the floor
#4 Nobody tells you that once you get a cat, you'll probably never be able to own a plant again because they'll find a way to completely destroy it
#5 Nobody tells you how wild they get at the most unexpected times
#6 Nobody tells you that when their poo is covered in litter, it looks like Nerds Rope
#7 Nobody tells you how much they enjoy lying across keyboards and notebooks, especially when you're using them
#8 Nobody tells you how delightfully weird they are — this is one I can't explain. You'll know it when you see it
#9 Nobody tells you how good they are at hiding, and how many times you'll crap your pants frantically trying to find them
#10 Sure, maybe someone told you cats love boxes, but you can't even begin to fathom just how much until you witness it yourself
#11 Nobody tells you how many worst-case scenarios you're capable of thinking up that involve your cat escaping or getting injured when you're not home
#12 Nobody tells you how fiercely they'll pursue your dinner — that's not just a dog thing
#13 Nobody tells you just how potent catnip actually is
#14 And finally, nobody tells you how gratifying it is to earn your cat's trust. It feels better than graduating from college
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