#1 Cats consider themselves paragons of logic
Everything a cat does is right, useful, and to the point.
#2 Cats never resort to cheap theatrics
Their emotions are always straightforward and honest.
#3 Cats possess total self-confidence
If you don't agree, refer to paragraph #1.
#4 A cat's time is never wasted
You never know - your furry friend might be working on a dissertation on cardboard box geometry at this very moment!
#5 Cats are always ready to face the limelight
Being stunning 24/7 is a science in its own right.
#6 Cats are experts in comfort
Believe it or not, they really find this position cozy!
#7 Cats always find the most optimal route
Even though it might not always look like it.
#8 Cats do everything their own way
Because they know what's best for them!
#9 Cats never pursue unachievable goals
They always have some kind of plan - it's just that we often fail to see it.
#10 Cats fit in every interior
And add a touch of glamour to any surface.
#11 Cats think all their actions through in advance
To us, this might look like an accident waiting to happen. From the cat's point of view, the lamp clearly clashes with the room's decor.
#12 These noble animals are always ready to offer a helping paw
It's all about being involved.
#13 Cats never become slaves to circumstances
Every obstacle presents an opportunity.
#14 Cats are in total control of their emotions
'Scared? Not me. I've just ascended to a new level of Zen.'
#15 Cats know a thing or two about having fun
Unlike us, they don't overcomplicate things.
#16 Cats defy the laws of physics
Jean-Claude Van Damme, this is way out of your league!
#17 And finally - cats are 100% certain of their uniqueness
Who are we to doubt them?!